“I have so much to say to you. I want to begin at the beginning, because that is what you deserve. I want to tell you everything, without leaving out a single detail. But where is the beginning? And what is everything?”—Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer (via gandhilove) (via cingcang-keling11) (via loveyourchaos)
“Jealousy in romance is like salt in food. A little can enhance the savor, but too much can spoil the pleasure and, under certain circumstances, can be life-threatening.”—Maya Angelou (submitted by creepintomysoul) (via quote-book)
In a second grade class, a little girl asks, ‘Teacher, can my Mommy get pregnant?’ ‘How old is your mother, dear?’ Asks the teacher.’Forty,’ She replies.’Yes, dear, your mother could get pregnant.’The little girl then asks, ‘Can my big sister get pregnant?”Well, dear, how old is your sister?’The little girl answers, ‘Nineteen.”Oh yes, dear, your sister certainly could get pregnant.’The little girl then asks, ‘Can I get pregnant?”How old are you, dear?’The little girl answers,’ I’m seven years old.”No, dear, you can’t get pregnant…’Then, the little boy behind the little girl gives her a poke and says, ‘See, I told you we had nothing to worry about!’The teacher fainted!!!
“So you know, cats are interesting. They are kind of like girls. If they come talk to you, it’s great. But if you try to talk to them it doesn’t always go so well.”—Shigeru Miyamoto, Creator of Super Mario 64 | Submitted by: bornonthe17th (via quote-book)
I would like to say thank you to a kitten that keeps me company, all the way, when I was waiting for my boyfriend. My boyfriend left me all alone, under block 45, because he went to play soccer. For about an hour, I guess. I couldn’t leave the place because his valuables are with me. Same goes to the rest of his friend’s valuables. Yeah, like shit right? -.- When he came back, he kissed me on the cheek with a wide smile. I tried to be happy too, but FAIL.
we are celebrating freedom right? well then fucking let people be free. let them love who they wanna love. marry who the wanna marry. fuck who they wanna fuck. do what they wanna do. who the fuck is anyone to judge something they don’t understand? watching fireworks tonight, the ignorant bitches directly behind me stood there and openly criticized the gay couples in front of me. the two most beautiful men together, and the two most interesting women.
the couples continued to laugh and hug and love, while the assholes behind me missed all the explosions in the sky.
leave them alone and enjoy your own life. love is beautiful, all sorts. ignorance. is. not.
“If I am unaware of love, I live drably. If I become intoxicated with love, I live in dreamland. If I recognize love, and shake his hand then comfort, dreams, and sometimes intoxication become mine to drench in and give away as well.”—Nellie Curtiss (via quote-book)